Underwear Shocker
So, you've got a crush on your adorable new next-door neighbor? Just be cautious; you don't want to startle him with any underwear-related moves. Here are four things you might be considering doing that could push him to the brink of undergarment-induced discomfort - which might not bode well for you, especially if you have ulterior motives regarding his attractiveness:
Firstly, presenting him with underwear as a welcome gift. It's quite audacious and somewhat peculiar to gift underwear to someone you've only exchanged waves with. Unless, of course, he happens to be an OnlyFans personality who explicitly welcomes such gestures in his profile.
Secondly, engaging in underwear talk within the first ten minutes of your initial conversation. It's prudent to establish a rapport first; discussing undergarments as a topic of neighborly conversation isn't exactly conventional.
Thirdly, under no circumstances should you casually stroll past his front door wearing only your underwear, unless you're picking up on reciprocal flirtatious signals from him.
Lastly, refrain from asking him direct questions about his underwear preferences, such as boxers versus briefs or his favorite brand. Despite your curiosity, it's best to keep such inquiries confined to the recesses of your own thoughts.
